Chimpanzees Will Fuck Anything!

Why rape a frog?  Because toads cause warts.

Tags: chimpanzee, frog, fucking, toad, warts, zoo

Ugly Pets with Perfect Diction!

Everyone knows about I Can Has Cheezburger, home to cute animals with adorably misspelt captions, and contests like Animal Planet’s World’s Ugliest Dog Competition… I say it’s time to combine these two memes, and here’s an example:

"Please be so kind as to put me out of my misery. Warm regards, Elwood"

Tags: Animal Planet, cats, dogs, I Can Has Cheezburger, pets, World's Ugliest Dog

Losing Your Shit Over a Double Rainbow!

Added by popular demand.

Double complete rainbow! <sob!>

Tags: Hungrybear9562, rainbows

Pornstars Who Don’t Remove the Tags from Their Thongs!

Are they afraid of losing the washing instructions, or are they just borrowing the thongs, only to return them to the store later?

Tags: pornstars, thongs, underwear

Punch Bret Michaels in the Face!

I wish I knew how to do animation.

Tags: Bret Michaels, Poison

Awkward Family Pet Photos!

http://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/

Tags: pets, photos

LeBron James Has Betrayed Cleveland!

Tags: basketball, Cavaliers, Cleveland, LeBron James, Miami Heat, NBA